regicyde:

yay transparent sheik from hw

regicyde:

yay transparent sheik from hw

hey-rogby:

dumb meme joke

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

your fav childhood memory?
Anonymous

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

lulz-time:

I actually can’t cope with this

ultrafacts:

littlescooter52:

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

ultrafacts:

littlescooter52:

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

God: and so, adam and eve, it is your duty to name aaaaall of my beautiful creations, flora and fauna. my only restriction is that you do not eat from the tree of knowledge
God: also dont roll up the magical green leaves and smoke them
Adam: alright im gonna call this one a lion... this ones a monkey...
Serpent: hey yo adam why dont you roll a joint with me
Adam: i dunno man god said i shouldnt
Serpent: hey fuck god this shits excellent. all the other kids are doing it
Adam: ehhhh ok i guess
(later)
Adam: ehehehehe ok and you're the woodcock. ahahaha wood cock. and you're the great tit. hehehe great tits
Eve: (walks in eating cheetos) dude lets call this one the BLUE FOOTED BOOBY
Adam and Eve: (uproarious laughter)
God: cmon what the fuck guys